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Ira Vlaskerbean



Central New York

Junior at Wells College, an All-Women's Private College

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About You

Favorite Chain Restauraunt:
I don't like Chain Restaurants; They're cliche. Give me Shelly's New York. Everyday.

Favorite Bands:
Muse, Giovanotti, The Music, Franz Ferdinand, Rolling Stones, John Coltrane, Nat King Cole

Style Icon:
Penelope Cruz

Person you could become if you could be anyone:
Best Friend of Prince William

Celebrity you hate the most:
Kate Bosworth

Favorite Store: Prada

Do you have piercings or tatoos? (pictures, please!)
Nope. I'm a bit of a purist.


Give your opinions of the following:

Going barefoot:
I am usually barefoot in Summer, but I always have a good pedicure. And I don't go in public Bathrooms barefoot EVER. BAD BRITNEY!

Naming your baby "Apple":
I think I'm naming my first child "Banana"

Elijah Wood:
A strange, cute little hobbit man.

Lindsay Lohan's breasts:
Who's Lindsay Lohan??

Lead paint:
Okay in houses where that would be period appropriate. Example: Buckingham Palace. You know that place has lead paint. "La musique de ma vie?"

Mai Tais:
If I must, but Trader Vic's recipie only, please.

I recycle at school always. And littering is bad too, kids.

Emo kids:
I like alternative fashions, and the Emo kids have so much fun.. Kudos for Emo kids.


This is the scenario. You see Al Franken, Al Sharpton, and Moby sharing a giant platter of cupcakes. What do you do? What DO you do?
Cupcake in face for Sharpton; cupcake in the face for Franken; start sharing the sexy cupcakes with Moby and tell him he can thank me for the rescue later. Moby is overheard later by the press later that night asking me, "Dude, where's my porn star?"

Think up an ending to the seventh Harry Potter book. (Bonus points if it involves Harry and Ron making out in the back seat of the recovered Ford Anglia.)
Harry and Ron start to make out. Hermine decides she is in love with both of them, and being the mad diva she is, marries both and they live the rest of thier lives as happy polygamists in northern Yorkshire.

What alterations would you make to the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine uniforms?
They should wear stilletos. ALL of them. And falsies.

If you were to be any STD, which one would you be? And why?
Oh GOD. I would be AIDS, the silent killer, I suppose.

Which character on Saved by the Bell do you think you could beat in pole vaulting?

What type of cancer are you most likely to get?
Lung Cancer.

Would you take a dollar bill out of a urinal?

Fifty words on the sexual prowess of hobbits. I don't care if you're not attracted to them.

I'm for my interview with Vanity Fair, so here's a limeric, instead:
Sexy Hobbitsees should always be on their knees,
Sexy Hobbitsees, fifty-fold if you please,
Sexy Hobbitsees, sure like NZ,
And they include the lovable Orlando.

What's the worst college in America?
Northern Kentucky University.

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